Uncle Elwyn
It's Uncle Elwyn
It's Uncle Elwyn
My Uncle Elwyn is tall
My Elwyn is small
My Elwyn plays a mean basketball
He's about 45 maybe 55, 60
I'm not sure; once he mixed me a drink
I was about 5 years old
It was Koolaid and pop
I thought that was cold
Cold meaning good
Cold's supposed to be bad but i think that I otta would
Change some things,I change their meanings
I've been here, I've been demeaning
Once, twice, maybe three times
I asked my Uncle Elwyn he's a mime
Ask Uncle Elwyn
Ask Uncle Elwyn
E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, say it again
E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, say it again
E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, sing it again
E-L-W-Y-N that's Elwyn, that's my uncle!
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Shake the slab of flesh taunting for a fetch,
time to ring the chime.
Wet the appetite, teeth are grinding tight,
reinforcing life.
Drooling down the sides,
eyes are bulging wide
Yes the price is right.
The cut is very tough,
gristles good enough
they all need a bite.
No tolling of the bell, just the one to hell
there they'll all know.
Thimbleful to chance, pay the luxury tax
do not pass go.
Try and bring the beef, see what is to keep
not a pretty sight.
The cut is very tough, you bit the big bluff
take another bite.
time to ring the chime.
Wet the appetite, teeth are grinding tight,
reinforcing life.
Drooling down the sides,
eyes are bulging wide
Yes the price is right.
The cut is very tough,
gristles good enough
they all need a bite.
No tolling of the bell, just the one to hell
there they'll all know.
Thimbleful to chance, pay the luxury tax
do not pass go.
Try and bring the beef, see what is to keep
not a pretty sight.
The cut is very tough, you bit the big bluff
take another bite.